scouser Q&A

Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

Q: What do you say to a scouser on a bike?
A: Stop Thief!

Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ?
A: The Bride

Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.

Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle