MARSHAL’S SCOUSE DICTIONARY

scally (aka scouser or person from Liverpool)

a low life loser who lacks the basic education to string together sentences of more than five words. This prevents them from taking up the only job they are qualified for as they cannot say "Do you want fries with that ?"

a person who seems to be going jogging, until you see that they are weighed down by half thier parent's wages in gold.

and wears mobile phone round his neck