tight bastard

graham reckons i should get a job. the cheek of it! you try to tap someone for a few quid and think they can start dishing out the old advice. who the fuck does he think he is? just because i'm living in your house for a few weeks don't think you own me. kick a man whilst he's fucking down why don't you. i'm fucking in the middle of a divorce mate. like you'd know what it's like. like you'd care. ugly bastard.

oh yeah, it weren't jimmy lambert in jock-land. someone who looked like him. didn't think that was possible. i pity the poor sod who looks anything like that long spaggetti legged twat!