a fucking shambles

the gig was a shambles. the audience were all old age fucking pensioners. i'd never seen so many of 'em in one place in my life. it was scary on stage - a sea of zimmer-frames and false-teeth. we did 20 mins and called it a day. we would have done the full hour but the manager told us he wanted to start the bingo early because half of the old codgers were falling asleep. he paid us up and we left. a horrible, horrible day.