nicked at knock

me and the lads have just been deported from ireland on account of that daft scaly 'souness'.

me, mark, john and carl have just spent the entire fucking weekend in a police cell at knock airport on account of that idiotic, lacoste wearing, hub-cap thieving’ scouser.

we'd had a cosy little flight over, few beers, no aggro, and were about to go through customs when toxteth's finest decides to tell them he's got a bomb in his luggage.

"it was a joke!" screams souness moments later as a team of counter terrorist plod hit us from all sides, screaming "down on the fucking floor, hands above your heads!" and all that bollocks. they drag us out back, down into the cells, and lock us up for two fucking days under the prevention of terrorist act.

eventually they have to let us go. all except souness that is who's still over their. i hope they charge him and send him to the maze via a good fucking kicking that's all i can say!

more later, i'm off for a kip