divorce
the wife wants a divorce. last night she told me
i'm a good for nothing slovenly bastard apparently. her exact words
"well at least i've got my looks love," i told her
went crazy then didn't she. starts throwing things and that. good job john was out seeing her in that state. it'd disturb the little sod
who does she think she is anyway calling me slovenly? she can fucking talk. she should get a gold pen for the amount of years she's been signing on